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Just kidding! Need some help? See something wrong? Just want to say 'hi'? Feel free to contact us about any problems you may have with our site, our candy, or to leave a comment about the service.

The important people to know:

Stephen, General Manager

Lisa, Candy Maker

Ethel, Web Mistress

Jenn, Advertiser

The almost important people to know:

Fred Scotch, Vice-President

Tina Mint, President

Call us! Don't be scared! All we sell is candy.
1-800-555-5555

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